Put down your cake and have a giggle at these funny weight loss quotes!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
It took a lot of willpower but I finally gave up on dieting!
D.I.E.T - did I eat that?
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire
The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions
Just realised I'll never get back to my original weight. I guess 8lbs 2ozs was an unrealistic goal anyway
It is better to count calories than to count chins
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
You know you have lost weight when you run up the stairs and your ass cheeks don't give you a round of applause
Move your head to the right. Move your head to the left. Repeat this anytime someone offers you unhealthy food
I have more chins than a Chinese phone book
No comments:
Post a Comment